A quiz

Written by Lee and only half finished. I did do the word search. Circa 1999.

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*Political Science 207 Exam IV No Cheating Please

1- Why are some cheeses more expensive than other cheeses, often directly related to their yummyness?
a) Funding inequities due to variation in the value of property across districts.
b) Giant lasers in zeppelins used to paint lines on the high ways in Wisconsin mess up some cheese taste & write lower prices on them.
c) The Illuminati
d) Some cheese are made by cows in foreign lands.

2- What is the capital of Fake State?
a) Fake City
b) Fake Capital
c) Counterfeit Fake
d) Milwaukee, Wisconsin

3- What is the most annoying part of trying to find a reasonable cosmetic case?
a) The smell of urine
b) Clear plastic clothing
c) Assassins
d) smack, not nearly enough smack.

4- National average percent of public school employees that are teachers?
a) Just less than 50%
b) 0%

5- Stephanie has made ________________ copies for her job in the last week or so.

6- My foot is kind of itchy right now because:
a) Stephanie's womb has somehow wandered into my foot.
b) Another piece of tile floor is embedded in my foot
c) Is it actually a counterfeit itch, not real at all
d) I stepped on a hedgehog right before class.'